The Modern Assassin

==> Log in.

bleedingeffectmartyr:

==> First word seen consisting of ‘sex’

==> Nopes and logs off

So sex drives him away…

DEEEEESSSSMOOOOOONNNNNDDD.

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

I… What ? :I

Yeah. That’s what I thought.

DEEEEESSSSMOOOOOONNNNNDDD.

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

Come on! Get yourself up! You’re an adult!

You’re not trapped here for eternity. Because you’re anal about letting me use yer ghetto ass!

We can’t both fit in my “ghetto ass”!

Correction. You can’t fit into your ghetto ass. So I must.

I am currently in my “ghetto ass”. So I obviously fit in it!

Oh yeah? I don’t remember the Black Room taking in plus sizes.

I… What ? :I

DEEEEESSSSMOOOOOONNNNNDDD.

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

Come on! Get yourself up! You’re an adult!

You’re not trapped here for eternity. Because you’re anal about letting me use yer ghetto ass!

We can’t both fit in my “ghetto ass”!

Correction. You can’t fit into your ghetto ass. So I must.

I am currently in my “ghetto ass”. So I obviously fit in it!

DEEEEESSSSMOOOOOONNNNNDDD.

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

Come on! Get yourself up! You’re an adult!

You’re not trapped here for eternity. Because you’re anal about letting me use yer ghetto ass!

We can’t both fit in my “ghetto ass”!

DEEEEESSSSMOOOOOONNNNNDDD.

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

bleedingeffectmartyr:

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU.

ITS LONELY HUUUUURRRR/

-CRIES-

/playing around the black room

/not there to hear you complain

/happy about it

/deal with it, bro

Come on! Get yourself up! You’re an adult!

DEEEEESSSSMOOOOOONNNNNDDD.

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

bleedingeffectmartyr:

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU.

ITS LONELY HUUUUURRRR/

-CRIES-

/playing around the black room

/not there to hear you complain

/happy about it

/deal with it, bro

DEEEEESSSSMOOOOOONNNNNDDD.

bleedingeffectmartyr:

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU.

ITS LONELY HUUUUURRRR/

-CRIES-

/playing around the black room

/not there to hear you complain

/happy about it

crumpets-and-cheese:

Desmond, get a shirt on.

What ?

Do you guys ever have those dreams where you bleed to death, draw symbols on the wall, and wake up to find put its real?

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

bleedingeffectmartyr:

reliving-the-past:

bleedingeffectmartyr:

Yeah. Me too.

…

…OH HELLO DESMOND. I was not referring to you, but from what I know, you were in the room that had my artistic skills in it. What did you think of them?

Disturbing. 

Oh, yeah thanks. A natural audience would think that. You have little to no artistic nature anyway. -jabs stomach cruelly- The only artistic notion is food that goes into your stomach. Do you ever think of anything else, huh?

Excuse me if drawings made with blood to not appeal to me!